Funny Guy Jumps at Every
Chance to Speak!
Audiences acclaim his clean, razor-sharp humor. But
while David Samson's approach is light-hearted, there is
always an underlying message. Because he believes the
astonishing power of laughter is a healing force as well as
a dynamic mechanism to increase self-esteem and
Speaking Fees for David Samson: $3500 per
presentation. Average program length: One hour. Includes
10-15 minutes of material especially created for your group,
company, or association
MOST "USELESS" EXPERT: Everything You NEVER Needed To Know
About Anything...Guaranteed to delete all
that "Useful" knowledge from your brain that's been driving
AN AMERICAN IDLE! Customized Anti-Motivational
Ethic vs. The Shirk Ethic; Creating a Mission "Impossible"
statement. From the Master of Poor Performance!
CODES (Exposing His Secret Signals of Love and
Romance)...Using the same methods as FBI
profilers, find out in five minutes what a man will be like
five years from now!
4. CORPORATE CODES:
Knowing Clients and Co-Workers Better Than They Know
Themselves...A fact-packed seminar that will have
you reading people like an x-ray in no time!
AD AGENCIES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW...Your
dreams are Madison Avenue's biggest nightmare: How to get
twice the results for half the cost.
6. GETTING BRANDED
WITHOUT GETTING BURNED...Innovative and powerful
techniques for making sure your marketing is actually
leaving its mark.
A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE...The Do's and
Don'ts of book proposals, promotion, and the publishing
8. HOW TO BE FUNNY AND
MAKE SOMEONE YOUR HONEY...The remarkable power of
humor for creating and sustaining great relationships. No
YOUR PENSION WORTH ALL THE TENSION?...Turning
work anxiety into hilarity. Office strain into gain. Plus
client pressure into pure pleasure.
BY DAVE (Select From A Funny Menu of
Strange Questions, Getting
Older, Los Angeles, plus
Stress)...pricing and program length varies.
Very Cutting Edge!